IT Milk: entry

Here’s a nifty little trick to track the location of anyone who has a cell phone. This is using Cingular’s new online tool called the Marital Integrity Tracker (aka Promiscuous Wife Stalker). I only show you how to do this with Cingular, since I’m only familiar with its web account interface. But I’m sure other wireless providers have similar features that you can use.

1. With your Cingular cell phone, call your victim’s cell phone. Talk to him/her if you want, but you can hang up after connecting. Just make sure that the victim picks up the phone.
2. You may have to wait an hour or two to let Cingular update its calls database.
3. Now go to Cingular.com and login to your account.
4. Go to Manage -> Current Usage -> View Details
5. You can see the victim’s location under the “Call To” column.

This method is not foolproof, since it only gives a general location of the victim. So, this will not work if your husband is cheating on you within the vicinity of where he’s actually supposed to be. The irony in this (for the men) is that the best girl is the one next door. Enjoy.